A Limerick For Your Thoughts

 

Dark Roast Redemption

She jumped through each hoop and each test,

While systems did not do their best.

But coffee won out,

Put the doubt on the spout,

Now Keurig's the cream of the rest.

A Limerick for This Moment                                                                                A Bureaucracy Roast 

There once was a mom in a bind,                                                        There once was a form-loving crew,
Whose luck had been cruelly unkind.                                    Who stamped and delayed things they knew.
Then Keurig appeared,                                                                                        But Keurig came through,
With good coffee and cheer,                                                                               With a job and good brew,
And hope smelled like coffee this time.                               Now the red tape's just grounds they outgrew.

Morning Roast

There once was a sunrise so bright,

With coffee that tasted just right.

Past worries lay low,

As sunflowers grow,

And Keurig made mornings feel light.